If excessive profanity and ranting turns you off, you may want to just skip this one, but before you do: don't send me any fucking Merry Christmas messages unless you want me to frown at you and wish the molestation of pigeon turds upon your house and vehicles.

And no, I don't need a hug.

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For those of you still scratching your heads and completely not able to wrap your mind around any of the above or my feelings on it, let me make it short and simple: I used to like Christmas, years and years ago, but Christmas has been (for over a decade) and is nothing more than a massive bucket of stress and expectation of disappointment for me, and the sooner the goddamned thing is over, the happier I will be.

Ironically enough, I am stuck at the station playing six hours worth of Christmas music tonight, and again tomorrow. I hate Christmas music...and the universe has a sense of humor.

Now, someone make me happy and get me a t-shirt with "BAH HUMBUG!" on it.


PS: Yes, I do have kids, and no, I say none of this stuff around them, nor will I ever, or even act out about it around them. My problem with the holiday is mine, not theirs, and I don't plan on ruining their fun out of spite. Thanks for your concern.

PPS: You CAN send me "Happy Holidays" (or even "Joyous Solstice" if you're so inclined), and I won't swear at you.