This is hilarious.

( ...situation... )

Knowing from previous encounters and having been informed by others that rational debate is pointless with him, especially so when someone is just spewing crap like a manure-spreader gone haywire, I simply respond:

"Yes, your strawmen are very nice. Now, shhh. The adults are trying to have a conversation."

"Someone who calls themselves 'Reverend Daemoneye Demowhasis Dragonwiccaweenie' or the equivalent does not, in fact, inhabit the intellectual ranks of people with pubic hair."

Accusation: "Way to behave like a child."
Retort: "Oh yeah? Well your name is stupid!"