Friends with eyes on self-publishing fiction, let me explain how NOT to do it.
I know, I'm not a published fiction writer...at least I don't think I am. 'Raven,' you might say, 'how can you not know if you are? Isn't that something someone would remember?' And I might say in response, 'Yes. Very true. But I have four children.' And you would say 'Ah, I see.' So I might have actually published something somewhere when I was younger before my children had destroyed the last of my ability to memorize information, but I don't remember. It's possible, but as far as I know I am not a published fiction writer in any traditional sense.
So why listen to me?
Because I am a published writer in the traditional sense.
This means other people have taken crap I've written and said, "Hey, can I repeat that over here, possibly for money (but mainly for name-credit)?" And I've said "Yes. Sure. Hell yes! Thanks!" And been pleasantly aghast that my verbal meanderings were worth someone else's time and printing costs. Occasionally, I have also been surprised that people have asked "More?" and very occasionally, "More, please?" And sometimes even thrown not entirely insignificant sums of money at me for doing so (though this happens far too rarely).
I've also edited my fair share of things. Usually for people seeking higher grades, a few times for friends seeking publication, and sometimes for things about which large, international companies have said, "This is OK. It must now become Good because many thousands of people will see it. Will you make it Good?" Sometimes followed by "And here is money." To which I reply, "Holy Jesus! Money!"
For nearly a decade, I have also been involved with the highly successful modern independent publishing movement in tabletop gaming, which has taught me more than a few things that are pertinent to self-publishing in fiction.
So I know what I'm talking about when I say: friends with eyes on self-publishing fiction, let me explain how NOT to do it:
Don't do it like The Saga of Sissarak series.[1]
[1] Note that names have been changed to protect the innocent. And me. From lawyers. (But mostly from e-mails sent by angry amateur vanity-press writers who didn't ask for my advice in the first place and are now very embarrassed that I have pointed out their errors in public.)
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